camping and annoying/some more annoying/101 Pranks on a Waitress/ Prank Shop
You want 101 ways to annoy people, get revenge, play pranks, then you have came to the right place
Welcome to my website of ingenious pranks and annoying if you want to annoy someone I suggest you use this.
1. Get some dog crap put it on a door light it and run off.
2. Spread rumors about a person fancying a teacher
3 Get a kid and tell him to say to an adult wear do babies come form
4. When babysitting ask someone if they would like to hold your baby then shout at them for touching your baby.
5 Start talking to someone in Spanish ( a few recommendations are hablo español, como te llamas est.)
6 When in back of a car, point at another car and shout at them your wheals are going around.
Now For A Few Elevator Pranks
Pretend to be a dog and growl at people
In a demon like voice say I need another host body.
Put red paint around the edge of the top of the elevator and say to the person next to you I think they want in.
Ask every person if they want you to push the button and press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask, did you hear that snapping sound?
Hypnotize the other people.
Bet to the other passengers you can fit a pound in your nose.
Shot spit balls at the ceiling
Blow your nose and mention how interesting this looks.
Blow your nose on another persons sleeve
Take pictures of everybody in the room.
Bring a chair and sit on it.
Bring flash cards on the elevator and give everybody a math test.
When your burp comment that it is tasty.
Say "Group hug!" and offer everyone a hug.
On your mobile phone call the suised hotline and say help I'm in an elevator with weirdoes
Say "blankey" and carry it around.
Ask people to play hide and seek
Challenge people to eye spy.
Hold on tight to your stomach and hold your breath.
Fall to the floor when the elevator goes up.
Have a money box for elevator tax.
Out loud count down form 100,000
Open your briefcase and look inside and say got to anoth air in there
Practice Tai Chi.
Mark a circle on the floor and say that it is your personal space.
Mark a volley ball on the wall and introduce it to everyone.
Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,
Eat jelly through a straw.
Frown and mutter "got to go, got to go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half
Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to
call you Admiral.
Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit,
all of you just shut UP!"
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s
fingers who attempt to cross you.
Have a picnic in the elevator.
Have a seizure.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the
Hum the theme to Jeopardy
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them "was it good for you too?"
Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories
of your native island.
Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
Lean against the button panel.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
Leave a box between the doors.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something
Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Make farm noises.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Make sure the emergency phone is working.
Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they
have an appointment.
Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.
Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.
Offer hit man services.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you
hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.
Pick your nose.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Play patty--cake with the door.
Play the harmonica.
Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet
yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little
Pray to Budda.
Preach about the end of the world.
Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Read a book upside down.
Recite poetry in monotone.
Request for people to watch you River dance.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this
was glued on the door when I came in.”
Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try
to look, hide the pad.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
Sing: "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve's, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes
like this!" to the tune of "camp town lady".....pause.....repeat....continually.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and
move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on! "
a better pranks site